Why would you fuck Adam sandler

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tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes


posted on Apr 18 from terrakion © tiit with 11,166 notes

sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 


posted on Apr 18 from jesussbabymomma with 32,602 notes

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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posted on Apr 18 from durrymuncher © fukkkres with 25,151 notes
wonderfulhighschoollife:

I feel the same way sneakers

wonderfulhighschoollife:

I feel the same way sneakers


posted on Apr 18 from terrakion © wonderfulhighschoollife with 15,034 notes

danfreakindavis:

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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whenever tyler oakley adds a caption to a post

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posted on Apr 18 from imhellarad © tyleroakley with 53,750 notes

blogsfeme:

composed-of-wires:

havendancehero:

bigbardafree:

this video is entitled “tumblr feminists” and i prepared myself to get angry before watching it but damn if it isn’t spot on

"What they are really saying is that they hate women. They hate women with opinions who are honest and angry."

I thought this was gonna be cissexist and then it wasnt

required watching


posted on Apr 18 from terrakion © bigbardafree with 34,734 notes

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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posted on Apr 17 from hi © yoncevevo with 187,963 notes
ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter


posted on Apr 17 from imhellarad © obelikov with 469,548 notes

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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posted on Apr 17 from imhellarad with 178,273 notes

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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posted on Apr 17 from imhellarad © ghostsfacer with 197,344 notes

posted on Apr 17 from jesuschristvevo © calyxofawildflower with 130,122 notes

posted on Apr 17 from penishole © kingsleeze with 31,785 notes
bombshellwithabarbell:

This is my favorite p and r quote

bombshellwithabarbell:

This is my favorite p and r quote


posted on Apr 17 from d0nn0 © estranja with 24,909 notes

posted on Apr 17 from maahammy © superandyy with 23,684 notes
clictator:

It’s a metaphor

clictator:

It’s a metaphor


posted on Apr 17 from vvankinq © clictator with 22,745 notes